Short Story: Once upon a time there lived a man, a hairy one, in an apartment that had an old bathroom. After a few years the apartments owner wanted to renovate the old bathroom, asked for a contractor and told the man "It will take about 2 weeks and you can still live there but cant use the bathroom". The man agreed and the renovation began while the man lived in his apartment and used the public bathroom until the renovation was done. When it was done the man lived in his apartment like nothing had happened. The end.
True story: Once upon a time there lived a man, a hairy one, in an apartment that had an old bathroom. After a few years th